worshippers:

the hardest part about breaking up with someone is it’s like you’re breaking up with their pets too.

(via californism)

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks, via liightup)

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: marlborodiamonds, via gnarly)

nlghtvisions:

when you go to your friends house and they don’t have any snacksimage

(via zackisontumblr)

i-r-confused:

if being lazy was a job, I would probably be the richest person on earth

(Source: unfollovving, via gnarly)

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via liightup)

(Source: ckings, via itslatingirl)